i was just thinking: wouldn't it be cool if you could unsubscribe from feelings of love for a particular person? and, like, emotionally detach as soon as the subscription was over, like, "hmmm this isn't working.... i'd like to cancel my subscription..! And better yet, I'm sending back all the issues!" and then, THAT'S IT! No more delivery of feelings for that person! ah, L-Boogie said it best, it should all be so simple.
in other fake subscription news:
i'm so glad subscribed to "i love oatmeal now!" cause i really love oatmeal now. i'm currently enjoying my oatmeal prepared with pineapple juice, soy milk, pumpkin spice, brown sugar and butter! mmmmmmmm mm! (you haven't had oatmeal until you've sprinkled it with pumpkin spice, butter and brown sugar! that's a must for me these days!)